bread crumbs

Why people so eager to tell lies on April 1st

They think it's funny and legit

just because today is April's Fool

How demented can they be

It's so lame

and they even make it a yearly tradition

Today

just stay at home

not in the mood to meet people

especially on this day

I see people

friends

got angry on Twitter

Mad at someone

said her friends are so fake

I just hope I'm not the one who made her angry

because for me friends are important

Tonight's dinner

is 3 slices of bread

Jya (TωT)/ ~~~

beware, otaku syndrome

I'm talking about those species wearing typical nerdy clothes (consists of wrinkled - the colour probably WAS blue - grey jeans, an equally wrinkled jacket or shirt, scrappy sandals, ketchup-stained thin t-shirt) that seems about a week unwashed, unbathed limbs (judging from the smell), messy greasy hair and equally greasy face, wearing a Japan-symbolized headband, got out from _public_ transportations without thinking that they probably might have caused half of the passangers experienced multiple nauseas.

And there are many of them. Not just two or three. Many.
Geez.
I thought those Narutards, Bleachbitches, Gundumbs, and those fat Fauxloli have already hit the lowest point of all otaku forms around.

I read this article and grateful that I have my sanity with me.


Various Subspecies of Otaku

moeOtaku
moeOtaku is the common stereotype of an anime fan.
These are the "ugly" nerds featured on TV and videos portraying the Japanese otaku since the visual impact is far greater. It’s just like how African Americans are always Gangsters and Rappers while Chinese all know Kung Fu.
moeOtaku wear t-shirts emblazoned with their favourite icons like Nekomimi but do not bother to wash them. Their collars are always loose and overstretched. All moeOtaku are male but not homosexual.
moeOtaku love to decorate their nests with the latest figures, posters and other merchandise of the moe kind. But contrary to most animals who do likewise, this is not to attract mates but rather boost their credibility to fellow moeOtaku. Like peacocks, they also strut around in the latest otaku apparel such as keyholders and handphone straps dangling all over the place. They communicate via moe-music played through handphones.
Hangs out at home, away from predators such as girls (who’ll attack their self-esteem) and men (who’ll steal their money and smash their balls).


Troll
They stay in the safety of their homes, in front of their computer screens and away from predators. The Troll is mainly an opportunistic feeder and a scavenger, very low down the food chain.
A devilish smile which is never shown to anyone or thing besides the computer monitor. Slimy hands which are a result of hyperactive sweat glands overstimulated by the pleasure of attacking cyberspace. Pale complexion often mistaken as an albino phenotype but this is purely due to their nocturnal habits.
Finger food and other instant products that can be conveniently consumed while in front of the Internet.

Fat Yaoi FanGirl (FYG)
Their sheer mass rumbles the crust of the Earth. Their shrill screams pierce through the noisiest environments and deafen non-FYG fauna.
They froth from the mouth with Berserker Madness when presented with an opportunity to feast on "Yaoi" (gay artistic porn). Male Idols, pretty boys and imaginary gay relationships with very straight men are also palatable to these wonderous large animals.
They stake their territory against lesser subspecies like the moeOtaku through a variety of methods. The warstomp, an earth-shaking stamp on the land, is done to warn others of her aggressive intent. It is also not uncommon for these creatures to use their main weapon, mass, like Shaquille O’Neal, to shoulder charge for space in a crowded area. Small animals, stay away from these hulking beasts.



Closetnerd
They are the masters of camouflage. They are everywhere but nowhere. Closetnerds masquerade as normal people and get away with it most of the time. They do not have predators but are quite isolated, solitary creatures.
Pained existence. They are unable to join any social group and unleash their true nerdness. Luckily, Closetnerds may evolve to any of the other types of nerds when properly exposed.

Narutard
For supposed "ninjas", they do not possess any stealth at all. Hunted down by all other sub species of Otaku, these are the lowest and most primitive life forms in the North American biosphere. They however, mistakenly think of themselves as "Konoha Ninjas", an elite class of warriors with abilities of the super natural. This is not true and often results in their defeat by other otaku.
May appear in two forms, the orthodox Narutard or the more recent evolution, "Bleachbitch". The latters are Narutards who have evolved slightly. Bleachbitches detest Narutards and look upon them with disdain. Narutards always sport a ninja headband on their bodies. They have nimble fingers from mimicking the ninja handseals. Female and Male, sometimes at the same time.
Other habits include a delusional insistence that Naruto is the best anime ever created in the history of the Universe.

Lolita
They don the haute couture of the Otakudom and are generally considered the Apex females. Hunted by most other male otakus without much success. The only organism capable of stopping a FYG stampede.
Extremely attractive to all males and females. Fashionable and vain, these females are the equivalent of Elfs from Middle Earth. But most male otakus are unable to judge if these are real Lolitas or Fauxloli due to a lack of fashion aesthetics judging capability.
Due to their high maintenance, Lolitas are generally snobby and catty females who look upon the rest of mankind as teabags. Used ones. They also tear the subspecies Fauxloli, asunder with their sharp claws and evil words.


Fauxloli
Failed transformations of Lolitas. They are cruelly abused by their masters, the Lolitas. A damned existence.
Despite their apparent failures, they still retain the snobbishness of Lolita. Despite the rest of mankind looking upon them as used teabags, they treat others as dirt too.

Gundumb
Almost as despised as Narutard, Gundumbs are divided into two vastly different types - the Alternate Era (AE) and the Universal Century (UC). Both loathe the other.
Population: Sudden explosion after the release of Gundam Seed. There are many female AEs but no female UCs. UC population has been steadily declining over the years.
AEs are generally similar in form to FYGs and Narutards. UCs are usually old men or stubborn nerds.
Both have similar habits of buying large quantities of processed plastic but differ vastly in their choice of machine. AEs prefer the "Freedom", a totally unrealistic porcupine of laser cannons. UCs love the "Zaku", a machine which represents themselves…. one eyed and gaudy. The two variants also differ in their battle cries, AE screaming "KIRA-SAMA!! ATHRUN-SAMA!!" while UCs prefer a more stoic "SIEG ZEON!!"

Hmm...
Which one are you?

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Katsuhiro Azuya | Born on August 11 | Blood Type AB | Birthstone: Sardonyx


Q. Your most useful everyday tools are?
A. Hope, courage, love, doubts, dreams, mobilephones, instant noodle.

Q. Your choice of colors?
A. Black, white, grey.

Q. Your lucky items?
A. A watch, the first one I bought myself.

Q. What is your dream?
A. To have a bigger heart.

Q. And?
A. Still making efforts.

Q. What is your strength?
A. Endurance.

Q. What is your "masculine" side?
A. Helping people who needs me.

Q. What is your "feminine" side?
A. Heart. It breaks easily.

Q. Your "tenshi" side?
A. None. I won't claim I am that pure.

Q. Your "akuma" side?
A. Making someone who hates me pissed off and enjoying every minute of it.

Q. What is your weakness?
A. Lots. But I overcome them if I have to.

Q. When you can't say to people that you are losing to your weakness, what do you do?
A. Lock away my feelings and move on until I reach my limit.

Q. What kind of friend do you want to become?
A. A cool one? I think. *laughs*

Q. Worst memory your friend has given you?
A. Betrayal. And they unmercifully done it behind my back.

Q. How do you make friends?
A. With not forcing it.

Q. How do you describe yourself?
A. A simple person with complicated mind.

Q. Do you consider yourself as a private person?
A. Things I see might not be as other sees them, and I know things I say might not be as other wants to hear. But I'm probably more open than you think.If I'm happy, I don't hold back. If I'm depressed, I don't put a false grin on. If I told you I don't lie, I meant it. Feeling mischievous, I won't hesitate to pull a prank. Feeling betrayed, I won't hesitate to throw a punch.

Q. What role you play in life?
A. Supporting role... while I'm being supported by a lot of people too.

Q. Have you experienced something strange or mysterius in your life?
A. When I was a little kid, for a few years I've been seeing a man in brown-motived shirt always watching me from the nearest doorway wherever I go. But everytime I turned my head trying to see who he was, he always ran hiding behind the door. No matter how fast I ran to the door, no one there to be found. I don't know who that was, up until now.
 
Q. Do you think it was a ghost?
A. Don't say that!

Q. Your recent events of forsaken by chance are?
A. The rain stopped the moment I arrived at home already all wet.

Q. A place outside where you can relax by yourself?
A. A coffee shop.

Q. What are your interests?
A. Dance, music, movies, fashion, books..

Q. What do you dislike the most?
A. Fanatism.

Q. What do you want the most?
A. Freedom to choose my way of living.

Q. What kind of food would you like to make for your loved one?
A. Something edible.


Disclaimer:The questions are taken from various AMUSE interviews (because I find them interesting), but the answers are my own.  

Zero: Akai Chou

Rating:	★★★★★
Category:	Video Games
Genre:	Role-Playing
Console:	PlayStation 2

TECMO official review:
Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterfly, the sequel to the highly popular survival horror titled Fatal Frame.
This time the terrifying journey takes you to a whole new creepy setting, an abandoned village, where you play the role of Amakura Mio, a young girl who is gifted with a strong sixth sense and her twin sister Mayu, who notices a crimson butterfly faintly glowing in the sky.
Mayu, feeling mysteriously compelled to follow the butterfly, chases it into the dark forest. Mio unwillingly follows her sister into the forest's depth. After chasing the crimson butterfly to a clearing in the forest, the two sisters stumble upon a deserted village. Unknown to either sister is that the lost village will become the spooky setting for yet another horrifying tale guaranteed keep you up at night.

My review! ^^
This game is the latest one i played among the Fatal Frame Trilogy.
NOW i know where i saw the scene of sadako-wannabe-look-alike-ghost comin' out from the kimono box and crawlin' towards you from behind. It's in THIS game, Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterfly (also known as Zero: Akai Chou).
Survival horror games like these do not come along often, and I'm definitely satisfied with the quality of this game. Be warned though, do not play this game at night, unless you have someone watching you play. But even so, this game will make you feel as though something else is watching you. Brrr.
Like the original Fatal Frame, this game features the Camera Obscura, in which you steal your foe's soul energy by zapping them with the camera, and dark, creepy settings as well as hot Japanese girls. What more could a survival horror fan ask for? Still, this game should impress anyone in an instant.
It's the story about the twins: Amakura Mio and Amakura Mayu, trapped in an abandoned village.
Big thanks to Mayu for this. I still can't figure it out why the heck she always compelled to wonder alone and leave Mio greets her teeth off in irritation everytime she finds out her twin's gone again. They trapped in the haunted out-of-no-where village for God's sake and Mayu still managed to run away from Mio and gets into the deeper trouble.
Not long before they find out the abandoned village is actually the famous Lost Village, which legendary told that its people had vanished during performing Strangling Ritual involving the sacrifice of the twin sisters/brothers souls.
One sister/brother kills another in order to save the village from the Hellish Abyss. Sounds fun.

Well, the graphics improved, Mio and Mayu are pretty, well-crafted sceneries gives off a creepy feeling and atmosphere.. And the spirits have real expressions on their hideous face. Very cool indeed.
Interesting plot, but still predictable. Twins kill angry ghosts, fight the boss and get out of the place. But why the girls can't run faster? They really need some running lessons. You have legs! Use them to run like a freakin' rabbit!!
Other than that, there's only one word to describe this game: C - R - E - E - P - Y.
You will be able to hear ghosts whispering and moanings. For your information, hearing the blind ghost (in Fatal Frame, the first of the trilogy) whispers something about her eyes over and over, is enough to make me sleep with my light on for three nights straight.

Highly recommended game for anyone who claims to have the nerve of steel ^^
Great job, Tecmo!